Ever since I turned one, I’ve been thinking about getting a job. You know, saving a little money, maybe looking into getting my own pad. Who knows. Anyway, today I ran across this ad:
The Tampa Bay Rays are looking for a bat boy! Yeah, the American League champs need a bat boy! I’m there. Tampa is a little humid, but the rays play in a dome and the price of housing isn’t too bad. It sounded perfect, until I read a little further down on the page that the minimum age requirement is 18. 18! That sounds more like a bat man, than a bat boy to me.
What’s the deal? I drink my milk, I do my squats. I might be short, but I know my baseball. Oh well, good luck in your search Rays! If you decide to drop the age requirment, give me a ring on my cell.