Anybody looking for a job? The Oakland A’s are hiring. They’re searching for someone to perform as Stomper next season. He’s the funny grey elephant with the weird, noisy nose that runs around during games. Here’s the link:
I would try to get an interview, but Dad says I don’t weigh the 165 lb. minimum. I guess I need to keep drinking my milk.
Please apply if you’re interested. We went to an A’s game earlier this season to visit him. It would be sad if Stomper wasn’t around next year.